Janet Fraiser ([info]janet_fraiser) wrote,
2005-09-09 13:59:00

Ew. Slime.

Following up on To Whoever Locked Me In The Bathroom"> by [info]janet_fraiser and Heeeellllp! by [info]mparkerceo

After [info]bluemanoncampus breaks the door down, Janet clambers down from her perch on top of the toilet stalls. "Sometimes it pays to be short," she grumbles.

Her hair is in complete disarray, she's covered in green slime, and there are bits of tentacle--disconnected yet still twitching--scattered around the bathroom floor. She grabs a few of the brown, industrial strength paper towels, swipes at the slime covering her face, and then gives up and makes a completely unsuccessful attempt at cleaning her laptop, which remained remarkably undamaged the whole time.

"Gah," she says. "Ew. And if the squid wanted to date me, it should have written love poetry instead of trying to beat me to death." She shudders and swallows back the urge to throw up. "And may I just say, again, ew? I so need to shower." She spots the hip flask Paige left and snatches it up, trying not to show how badly she's shaking.

(OOC - ETA: Must leave work now for appointment. But I will be back on later! *laughing helplessly*)

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[info]swerval_zero

September 9 2005, 19:14:56 UTC 6 years ago

*wordlessly plucks a chunk of tentacle out of Janet's hair*

[info]janet_fraiser

September 9 2005, 19:33:18 UTC 6 years ago

*jumps backwards, bends over, and shakes hair to make sure all slimy bits are removed* This is so GROSS! Can the Bio students, like, work on a Squid Removal Project, please?

[info]swerval_zero

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[info]mparkerceo

September 9 2005, 19:20:00 UTC 6 years ago

Oh, that's gonna stain. I think maybe you should burn those.

*turns a blinding smile on Dr. Pierson*

Nice job with the sword, sir!

[info]prof_methos

September 9 2005, 19:20:46 UTC 6 years ago

Thanks. I think.

*gets distracted look*

*mutters "Damn" beneath his breath*

[info]janet_fraiser

September 9 2005, 19:35:50 UTC 6 years ago

*stares at Professor Methos confusedly*

[info]thehurleyabides

September 9 2005, 19:31:15 UTC 6 years ago

Hey, I helped with the sword too, dude.

I'm not just a pretty face, you know.

[info]mparkerceo

September 9 2005, 19:33:12 UTC 6 years ago

*grudging smile*

No, you're not.

Sorry I hit you. Nice job with the leaning.

[info]janet_fraiser

September 9 2005, 19:35:19 UTC 6 years ago

*plucks sadly at her slime-covered blue jeans* Damn it! I just got this pair of jeans broken in!

[info]mparkerceo

September 9 2005, 19:36:44 UTC 6 years ago

There's "broken in" and then there's "broken", Fraiser.

I think those jeans are broken.

[info]prof_methos

September 9 2005, 19:20:09 UTC 6 years ago

As the teacher on hand, I really should say... drink up.

:::gets a vague, distracted look::::

Excuse me, I must be going...

*carefully examines sword for bends*

[info]mparkerceo

September 9 2005, 19:29:48 UTC 6 years ago

*watches him leave*

Okay, Fraiser? Any chance that my assist here gets me the one of the librarian assistant's jobs?

I would've done it anyway, but....

[info]swerval_zero

September 9 2005, 19:32:01 UTC 6 years ago

*leans toward Parker and whispers* I do love to watch him go.

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[info]janet_fraiser

September 9 2005, 19:36:45 UTC 6 years ago

*raises eyebrow* Did everyone just hear me get faculty permission?

Seriously, is he feeling okay?

*chugs* I'm starting to feel better, at least.

[info]swerval_zero

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[info]emo_padawan

September 9 2005, 19:26:39 UTC 6 years ago

*looks at slime covering Janet*

Yes. That's dry-clean only slime. I'm not sure if the laundrymat in town's going to be able to get that out.

*looks at battered laptop*

Nice work with that, by the way.

[info]janet_fraiser

September 9 2005, 19:52:18 UTC 6 years ago

*grins wryly* Thanks. Ex-best friend thought it'd be cool to give me a reinforced laptop for my birthday a few years back. Though I doubt she expected me to have to use it to fend off a giant squid.

[info]pure_blooddraco

September 9 2005, 19:34:31 UTC 6 years ago

*Draco stifles a giggle manly guffaw*

Well, see, that wasn't so bad. You got out fine thanks to the big blue guy. I'm sure it was someones idea of a harmless joke. Either that or there's someone out there who wants revenge for not being able to get into the Restricted Section of the library. No need to cause such a fuss.

[info]swerval_zero

September 9 2005, 19:37:02 UTC 6 years ago

*gets a curious expression on her face*

I am quite possibly going to kill Ripper...

[info]mparkerceo

September 9 2005, 19:41:06 UTC 6 years ago

*distracted from tormenting Draco* Who?

[info]swerval_zero

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[info]mparkerceo

September 9 2005, 19:52:52 UTC 6 years ago

She was nearly eaten! And look at her clothes! Harmless, my ass.

*glares at the giggling moron*

[info]chasingangela

September 9 2005, 19:34:42 UTC 6 years ago

*Holy-mother-of-god expression on her face*

Is ... is that the same kind of animal Jayne was eating yesterday? I think I'm going to throw up, like, now.

[info]mparkerceo

September 9 2005, 19:38:49 UTC 6 years ago

*dryly* I'd suggest you use a different bathroom, then. *makes face of disgust*

[info]swerval_zero

September 9 2005, 20:27:42 UTC 6 years ago

How's about we get you to the second floor bathroom? From what I can tell so far, it's pretty safe.

And...*brandishes the tools [info]bluemanoncampus gave her during the chaos* I'll disable the lock before you go in, if you want.

[info]2ls_in_oneill

September 9 2005, 21:04:05 UTC 6 years ago

Damn you're already out. And I was gonna taunt you through the door too.

Gotta hand it to whoever did this though, they sure have some balls, even I'm not that suicidal anymore.

[info]the4thsister

September 9 2005, 22:03:28 UTC 6 years ago

Told you it wasn't Draco! *Paige looks indignant* Tell Parker we'll be waiting for our apology.

Oh and glad you got out Janet

[info]_ripper_giles_

September 10 2005, 19:32:07 UTC 6 years ago

Now see here!

{bangs on your door}
{yells}
I'm going to lunch. It's Taco Day, and I've had at enough of the drama.

#1, I did not summon a squid.
#2, I did not lock you in that bathroom.
#3, I'm bloody hungry.
and #4, I hear there's Party.
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